Kelly: WHAT? Oh, no, you’re not going on any dates with that crone. Not as long as I live!

Dale: It is not a date, she just wants me to accompany her to an event.

Kelly: Of course it’s a date, she’s trying her best to spend time alone with you, is all. But there’s no way in hell I’m going to let that happen. And I truly hope you’ve told her you won’t go.

Dale: Hey, easy, babe. Of course I told her no. But I was thinking, maybe it’s good to go on her side to get the discount we want. It’s 60% off just for going with her to that gala. That’s a lot, maybe I should accept?

Kelly has suddenly gone quiet, Dale can see the effort she’s making to contain herself from exploding, which is quite a lot to say when it comes to Kelly.