Riley: Obviously that stupid apartment is not what I want. Don't you get it? Are you that blind, or are you just dumb?

Dale: If what you're saying is that you want to have something with me, that ship has sailed, Riley.

Riley: Has it now? I don't think so. Come on, Dale, I'm just asking you out on a date, only you and me, one night, and I'll leave the apartment for good.

Dale: Forget it. I liked you, Riley, I really did. But now, after everything you've said and done, the way you are with Kelly, with me, and even with Sarah, the last thing I want to do is mess with you.  I'm sure you're not even interested in me, I mean, you don't even like guys, right? You're just doing this on a whim.  Plus, I don't want to cheat on Kelly.

Riley: Please, Daley, you know that's all bullshit.