Dale: You make it look so easy, but seriously, your advice is a ticking time bomb waiting to explode. For starters, I can't ask Kelly to 'approve', that will only make her mad at me, and at you, for advising me.

Terence: Maybe, but if you don't tell her and go behind her back, she'll find out one way or another, and the outcome will be much worse.

Dale: I won't have to go behind her back, cause I'm not going to do anything. Don’t you understand? Going to bed with Riley would be like getting into a black widow's web.

Terence: Come on brother, don't be tragic, this is a piece of cake for you.

Dale: No, it isn't. If I fulfill Riley's whim, she'll have that to keep extorting me.

Terence: Or - she'll be so satisfied that she'll honor the deal and leave the dorm.

Dale: I don't think so.

Terence: I do. Rich girls are like that, they have a whim, they satisfy it and forget about you right away. Sounds familiar?

Dale: Hm, Terry... let's not go there, okay?

Terence: Okay, my bad. But seriously, do as I tell you.  It's no big deal, just think of it as a business operation. 

Dale: It's hard to look at this as just business. It's a lot at stake for me. My whole relationship with Kelly, for one. And what about Sarah? She could get mad at me as well, and then I'd have not just one enemy, but two.

Terence: Sarah? Oh, Sarah Parker, yes. Well, you'd be doing her a favor by ridding her of Riley. By the way, I heard she's got the Evil trait, do you think she'd want to join my gang - erm, my business group?

Dale. Terry, please, no.

Terence: Why? She's smart, she could help us with the 'scientific' part of our job. Do you think you could figure out her traits for me?"

Dale: Terence, forget it, ok? I don't know what traits Sarah has, but she seems like a nice girl to me, so just stay away from her, ok?

Terence: Okay, okay.  I'll forget about her. For now.