Dale: So what am I supposed to do, put up with Riley from here until graduation?
Terence: Nah, none of that. Listen, the girl has a whim, and you need to get rid of her, so the solution is quite simple: give her what she wants.
Dale: What? Are you asking me to sleep with the enemy?
Terence: Why not? She's not bad at all, you could have a good time.
Dale: Absolutely not! If I give it to her side she'll use that later to blackmail me and it'll be the never ending story.
Dale: Not to mention Kelly, who will want to kill Riley, me, and you in passing, for advising me such a thing.
Terence: Ah, please, Kelly wouldn't hurt a fly. She's a good girl, she appears to be a jealous freak, but what she wants is just your attention. Like that song she loves to sing, what does it say? (*Sings trying to mimic Kelly's voice*): 'Wouldn't cause you any harm, I just want you in my arms... I can't help myself. Baby, there's a sh...'
Dale: Oh, come on, Terry stop singing, this is serious.
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