Kelly’s report card arrived. She is afraid to look.

But you know, curiosity killed the cat so…

“I can’t believe it, I got an A!”

“Yes! Thank goodness.”

Dale received his grades, too, and is also afraid to look.

So he begins to look slowly, first opening one eye, then the other….

Dale: “What?”

Dale: It’s an A! Kelly? I got an A, can you believe it?

Kelly: (From the living room) Of course I can believe it, you studied real hard! Congratulations, babe, you totally deserve it.

“Ah, this feels good. Wait till I tell Terry…”

Dale: I’ll call him right now, he’s gonna be so proud.

Kelly: (From the living room, again) Nah, he’s a jerk, he’ll probably get jealous.