Dale: Come on, Kelly let’s not keep fighting about this, it’s not worth it.

Kelly: Then stop insisting that I accept that pair of witches into our dorm.

Dale: Whether you accept them or not, they’re coming anyway, so get over it, baby.

Kelly: I said no! I would never allow it, ever. Stop insisting, Dale.

Dale: Please Kelly, don’t be childish. It’s only one room in the whole house. Plus having the daughter of the owner of half the campus with us could be a blessing in disguise.

Kelly: Blessing in disguise, yeah right.

Dale: But it is! For starters we’d get a nice discount, and then maybe Mr. Woods would want to learn about my project and invest in it.

Kelly: Sure, and then Riley will want to date you, and next thing you know, you’ll be married to a spoiled rich girl, just like your brother Terence.

Dale: Me? Married to Riley? No way, she’s not even my type.“

Kelly: "But you’re hers: the good-looking guy with no money who would sell his soul to the devil - in this case to a harpy- just to get rich.

Dale: That’s something Terry would do, not me.

Kelly: Exactly, Terry would. And you do everything he does because he’s your hero.