How Dare You?

Terence: How dare you enter my house like this?

Burglar: Boss! I'm sorry, I swear I didn't know you lived here.

Terence: Of course I live here, idiot. Now you'll pay for this... (But first he has to leave his very expensive laptop in a safe place).

Cynthia is coming home just at that moment. The first thing she sees as she comes in is the intruder.

Cynthia: Terry? What's wrong? Why is the burglar alarm going off...? Oh, I see.

Cynthia doesn't waste her time and gives the thief what he deserves.